PS my wife is wearing like four shirts right now and I don’t even know why.
So heyhi. My daughter is nearly two years old. I’m so absolutely in love with this little girl. She’s gorgeous and perfect and wonderful and oh my god is she loud! I love hearing her squeal, “Daddy!!” in the mornings when I walk into her bedroom. I love her very very much and she’s going to be two years old in three days!!
Q:yeah, they are pretty sweet, huh?
FUCKIN DELICIOUS. Why are you awake?
Q:hey! my tits are calm, thank you very much.
I like your tits
Q:for real, Ross?! how much of it? dear god, if i have to schlep you to the ER, i'm going to punch you.
I had a few sips! I’m not going to have to go to the ER, calm your tits woman.